As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
