I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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