Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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