I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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