I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the condom got lost in my hair
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
