I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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