Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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