I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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