The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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