i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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