i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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