doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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