So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Screwed.edu
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's never too late to be topless.
Houston, we have a blender
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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