She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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