Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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