i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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