I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just pee around me
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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