It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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