brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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