he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
