So drunk its hurt
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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