Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you win again, gameday.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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