I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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