omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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