glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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