hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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