The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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