The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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