I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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