so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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