i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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