Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How naked do you want me to be?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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