ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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