I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i out mim tonsoeep
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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