I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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