Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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