I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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