we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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