it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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