i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
