Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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