oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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