guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
