come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it hurts more in the daytime
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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