it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
