Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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