READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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