As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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