The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
where am i from again
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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