What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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