I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
