Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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