Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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