We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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