We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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